MOVE ON, BROTHA!

Why is it that when you break up with a guy, he thinks he can HARASS his way back to your heart? Women eat ice cream, cry, and watch Lifetime. Men lose all control/sanity (assuming they had any to begin with).

Is this how he thinks it will go down?:
Him: "If you don't talk to me I'm going to burn your house down."
Her: "OH! Why didn't you say so earlier? OF COURSE I want to be with you now."

REALITY: DREAM ON, AMIGO!

Whether the method is waging threats, sending copious amounts of e-mails, texts, or facebook messages, etc. they are all pathetic and annoying, not to mention sometimes downright scary and creepy. Although you will achieve your goal of being on her mind, it will be because she and her friends are making fun of you. My advice: MOVE ON, BROTHA!

Your sixth e-mail in 2 days after no reciprocation, which reads, "I'm not sure if you're still ignoring me or just haven't gotten around to responding to me. . . " with the subtext being "so, I'm not sure if you haven't gotten around to responding to me, but i wanted to tell you about something that has nothing to do with anything, all in a pathetic attempt to get your attention" is not endearing, not romantic, not warranted. . . and certainly pathetic.

Breaking up means "I don't want to be with you." It takes ONE person. It doesn't matter that you don't want to break up, she does. GAME OVER.

Trying to argue your way back into a relationship will never work. All you will do is ensure that she will never want to talk to you again. The thought of you will make her want to throw up in her mouth, and your new nickname will become "Psycho."

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Leave your ex alone and let her stew over the fact that you are now single and DTF. Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip," just for a second, just to see how it feels.