FIRST DATES THAT HAVE NO CHANCE FOR A SECOND

Some first dates don't always go as planned. Things can go wrong that are beyond your control. We get that. But, there are some first dates that are disasters waiting to happen. And there is no excuse for that. If you want any chance of a second, avoid the following on the first date:

THE WORLD'S LONGEST DATE

Taking a girl to a movie on one of your first dates is risky. Taking her to see the Dark Knight is ridiculous. A first date is for getting to know each other. A woman is trying to find out if you have horrible breath or like to talk about your mother. This cannot be accomplished in a dark, quiet theater. A woman shouldn't have the use the time she spends staring a movie screen to calculate her exit plan, should her date (you) -- the man siting next to her, the one with whom she hasn't shared two words -- turn out to be a psycho. If you smell bad or eat like an animal, your movie date will know. Avoid movies and you'll be able to save that kind of information date number two.

THE ERRAND DATE

NEWSFLASH: A DATE IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR DAILY TASKS.

Asking a girl on a date in an attempt to use her to help you buy IKEA furniture is about as tacky as the poorly made crap itself. No girl wants to spend over an hour comparing prices of swedish beds or dinner plates. If you take a girl on an errand date, the only time you'll ever hear from her again s when she starts talking about what a cheap asshole you are. When your primary motivation for leaving your house is finding the best sale, expect to fly solo for a long time.

Enixine: "This is someone who is manically obsessed with efficiency, which is probably a good example of what first dates shouldn't be."

THE DENNYS DATE

Don't take your date to Dennys. Especially if she doesn't eat meat. If she’s open-minded, she might stay long enough to drink four hot chocolates. If she’s smart, she’ll be out the door faster than you can say "gut-buster." Enjoy that food coma while it lasts, buddy.

BAD PICKUP LINE + BAD DANCER = BAD DATE.

Does this even need an explanation?