Seriously. Satin Shirt? "Fabulous?" UGG boots for MEN?? Who do you think you're kidding? Embrace who you are. We will too.
5. WEAR YOUR WEDDING RINGS TO BARS.
Don't text the next day to say "Sorry, I'm married." Not cool, dude.
4. IF SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH YOU, DON'T ASSUME IT'S OKAY TO BUST OUT THE LUBE.
This has happened to more than one of us. On more than one occassion. Sick.
3. DON'T SAY THIS: "I WISH I WERE THERE TO KISS YOU"
when you are not even remotely close to dating, have only met once (in a group!), have never ever kissed, and have no plans to see each other again.
2. DON'T TELL A GIRL YOU THINK OF HER LIKE A GUY.
Just trust us on this one.
1. THIS BLOG IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
((Unless it is)).
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