A BASEBALL CAP -- Nothing says "I was at the sporting good store for myself and decided to get my shopping for you out of the way without putting any thought into it" like a baseball cap!!!! Just TRY to ask us for it back when you start losing your hair. I dare you.
AN ICE SCAPER FOR HER WINDSHIELD -- This gift will turn her heart so cold you might need to keep it for yourself.
A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO RUTH CHRIS. . . FOR YOUR VEGETARIAN GIRLFRIEND. Honestly: do you even know her at all? Give her a gift that shows you know NOTHING about her and you're history, amigo. Don't even count on getting that gift certificate back. She will have already recycled it and personally apologized to the cows on your behalf.
A DVD THAT IS MORE FOR MEN THAN WOMEN -- Do you really think that you're "Legally Blonde" obsessed girlfriend wants to watch Hellboy 2?!
A BOX OF CONDOMS AND LUBE -- You might think this is sexy and giving. We think it is counting your eggs before they hatch. WAY before they hatch.
HERPES -- Please: keep this to yourself.
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